I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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