i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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