just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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