READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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