I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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