did you get engaged???
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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