I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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