So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think I died a long time ago.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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