why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
