When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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