OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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