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• (559): View more from California

  my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I gave him a HANDJOB.

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  But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?

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