spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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