my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?