Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".