is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks