totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...