Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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