Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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