dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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