the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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