I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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