would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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