He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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