Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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