i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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