hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
how drunk are you?
Several
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize