at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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