Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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