Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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