We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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