But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I am morally bankrupt
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
