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the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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