If that was your dad, he is hot
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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