What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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