If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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