we have officially lost it.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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