i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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