I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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