found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
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