i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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