i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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