gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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