Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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