ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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