yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
