He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
