i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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