I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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