Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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