im about as happy as oj after his trial
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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