Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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