How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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