so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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