quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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