and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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