ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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