I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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