Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Randomize
