no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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