She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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